To think destruction and bliss could be combined in such an elegant way...

Other uses include, but are not limited to:
*Head support
*Back scratching
*Pillow
*Sex
*Musical instrument
*Your mom
*Chewing
*Inspiring and fueling completely random and sometimes scary ideas and train of thoughts usually reaching higher levels of intoxication and/or clinical insanity.

So, my only 2 questions that remain before announcing it a God are:
1) How exactly does a hammer give birth? (answer with a graph please)
2) Is there anything this bad boy CAN'T do? If no, then why are we not worshiping them yet?

Also, some of you may have noticed, but I prefer one keyboard character to others. Yes, it's s. It feels good. Like Frogs On a Rainy Day.

Yours truly,
- Muhv

EDIT: Notice how I broke the page there just now? ;)
EDIT: Notice how I just used our beloved hammer and fixed everything? ;)