To think destruction and bliss could be combined in such an elegant way...

Other uses include, but are not limited to:
*Head support
*Back scratching
*Pillow
*Sex
*Musical instrument
*Your mom
*Chewing
*Inspiring and fueling completely random and sometimes scary ideas and train of thoughts usually reaching higher levels of intoxication and/or clinical insanity.

So, my only 2 questions that remain before announcing it a God are:
1) How exactly does a hammer give birth? (answer with a graph please)
2) Is there anything this bad boy CAN'T do? If no, then why are we not worshiping them yet?

Also, some of you may have noticed, but I prefer one keyboard character to others. Yes, it's s. It feels good. Like Frogs On a Rainy Day.

Yours truly,
- Muhv

EDIT: Notice how I broke the page there just now? ;)
EDIT: Notice how I just used our beloved hammer and fixed everything? ;)

Lõpuks ometi...

The heat.. someone should really consider naming our country "Occasional Sauna". Oh, if you don't know what a sauna is, then let me elaborate. A sauna is a building(or a part of one) that serves the purpuse of cleaning oneself. normally, there are 3 rooms: the foreroom(this is where you get buttnaked and dance and drink beer with your friends), the washing room(where you wash yourself) and then the sauna itself. basically, the last room is heated to.. lessay about 100++C and then you have go there and sweat.

Apparently, god decided to turn Estonia into sth similar, with Finland being the foreroom and Baltic Sea the washing room... not funny, god, not f*cking funny. And here we are, sweating our asses off.

Speaking of sweating, you can't buy booze after 8 PM in Tallinn. The huge fucking supermarket was empty at 8:40 PM :D. And they say estonians drink a lot. well, we do, we're cool like that.

Also, it has been proven that beer is indeed irreplacable in a sauna... wait, maybe that was god's response to that alchohol ban in Tallinn. Yeah, he didn't give us booze so that we could ban it, right?

Imean, go ahead ban vodka, wine, winecoolers, ciders, gins, whiskeys, rums, sakes, whatevers.. but leave us our beer! Beer is what we estonians run on. We've drunk beer as long as history can tell. and history can tell FAR.

Which brings me to my next issue: They're trying to kill us!!! What else could motivate our dear leaders into banning beer. How in the six hells is a man going to live like this? Heh, maybe you guys should ban air too.. y'now, just for the fun of it. Imean, it's not like we HAVE to breathe after 8 PM.

Polititians are fucking robots, ROBOTS i tell ye!

... fuckers
-Steve