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Behold! BBCode

2007-08-26 21:08:15 — n0nst0p (bbcode,n0n-syndrome)
Well, this is it. Replaced the crappy WYSIWYG editor with a neat bbcode thing that I implemented this afternoon.
I'm aware that dumbusers cannot handle such stuff, but who cares. We're all people with common sense and possess the magic of manual reading. Well, most of us anyway.

So, I'll try out some of those things here (*spamalert*):

Green italic and bold
Clicky
http://url/to/somewhere
Quote:

üks kaks kolm
teine rida õäöü <BOOO!>

titled quote

blargh
asdasd asd ^^

 Code
  1. int foo = 42;
  2. for (int i=0; i<foo; i++) {
  3. Debug::writeln("Foo!");
  4. }
 

and now for something completely different:
 Language: cpp
  1. int foo = 45;
  2. for (int i=0; i<foo; i++) {
  3. Debug::writeln("Foo!");
  4. }
 


Tänan tähelepanu eest.
The heat.. someone should really consider naming our country "Occasional Sauna". Oh, if you don't know what a sauna is, then let me elaborate. A sauna is a building(or a part of one) that serves the purpuse of cleaning oneself. normally, there are 3 rooms: the foreroom(this is where you get buttnaked and dance and drink beer with your friends), the washing room(where you wash yourself) and then the sauna itself. basically, the last room is heated to.. lessay about 100++C and then you have go there and sweat.

Apparently, god decided to turn Estonia into sth similar, with Finland being the foreroom and Baltic Sea the washing room... not funny, god, not f*cking funny. And here we are, sweating our asses off.

Speaking of sweating, you can't buy booze after 8 PM in Tallinn. The huge fucking supermarket was empty at 8:40 PM :D. And they say estonians drink a lot. well, we do, we're cool like that.

Also, it has been proven that beer is indeed irreplacable in a sauna... wait, maybe that was god's response to that alchohol ban in Tallinn. Yeah, he didn't give us booze so that we could ban it, right?

Imean, go ahead ban vodka, wine, winecoolers, ciders, gins, whiskeys, rums, sakes, whatevers.. but leave us our beer! Beer is what we estonians run on. We've drunk beer as long as history can tell. and history can tell FAR.

Which brings me to my next issue: They're trying to kill us!!! What else could motivate our dear leaders into banning beer. How in the six hells is a man going to live like this? Heh, maybe you guys should ban air too.. y'now, just for the fun of it. Imean, it's not like we HAVE to breathe after 8 PM.

Polititians are fucking robots, ROBOTS i tell ye!

... fuckers
-Steve

It b me

2007-08-13 00:30:15 — ParadoxB (wow,mmorpg,keemik,purkfm)
w00t. Yesterday, I was forced to leave my beloved mmorpg World of Warcraft. But dno, gotta buy new gametime in teh future. Cba really, it costs a lot and I still need sth to wear ya know. I hope I get some money from someone really good 0:) So I can start farming money for new expansion named Wrath of the Lich King. Startinf from new patch, players can now buy old arena sets for honor and pvp marks. I should get that. Gladiator's silk stuff. Going to respec discipline with my priest too. Gogo pvp queen.

At the creepy moment I listen to PurkFM, home-made radio. Muhv&n0n co is working hard. My ears are soon immune to shiz like that. But it ain't bad, no not really.&nbsp; Weird that I made some of my fellow freaks to listen it. Te-hee twats! Yay! twat-parade! Owell, loide is noob, dun mind him : )

My 5000 pieced puzzle is fucked up. Some pieces are missing and the picture is colorful, happy and nasty. Ima cut deeper now -.-

This blog entry also is weird. I really dislike writing in english cus I definetely will write some retardish words.&nbsp; Like wowish stuff >D But I havent updated my own blog lately so I rater write sth pointless here.

Too bad I can't add my pic here. This place needs url. I hope they'll fix it so I cans browse photos from my not-so-lovely shoebox(yes I mean computer).


Die happy!
-Keemik lol

NB! I really need better nickname. "Keemik" is read "Kiimik" in english and it's nasty ;<

Weird holes. Catchy title, isn't it. Actually I just wanted to point out that there's some kinky cybersex action going on at our messageboards. Go and join in, I doubt they'll mind.

Lately I think I've been getting some negative signals from my peers. I'm not a hundred percent sure though, so you can be the judge of that:
Quote:

<Muhv> hentai-sama, türa nahhui sa sitane pederaist raisk
<Muhv> imean, hi
<Muhv> :p
<hentai-sama> käi perse värdjas
<hentai-sama> :D
<Muhv> embame?
<hentai-sama> embame!

I've been analyzing those negative impulses for the better half of this last hour and I've come to a conclusion that it may be related to the fact that I don't update the comic OR that I haven't delivered on the features promised for this blog-thingie. Oh what a mistake. Or perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I still haven't finished the dual-keyboard thing Muhv wanted me to build for him. Sorry dude, I don't think I'll get to it any time soon as I'm currently obsessed with something else, which is, as usual, utterly pointless and futile. Why, you might wonder? Oh I've got no clue.

In possibly related news, there's now a syndrome named after me. Yes, that's right, a "n0n-syndrome". I'm not totally sure what the symptoms are, but what I've gathered is that you will tend to gather more food on your plate than you ever could fit in your puny stomach and you may become a workaholic.

Finally, here's a glimpse (as promised earlier in irc) at my latest obsession that in most certainty will soon be replaced by something else. I know that I possess no skill nor talent for such instrument, so hold the specualtion, I don't expect anything either. But it sure is fun and the neighbours must LOVE me. ^^ For those who were wondering: it's an Ibanez RG 370 and a quite cheap Marshall 15W amp. Well, it has delays and a good "overdrive" feature so what else do you really need, eh? And yes, it is lefthanded. I know, I'm weird like that.


Dewa, atode...
-n0nst0p
Today i found out that dogs make lousy hamburgers.. a shame, isn't it? so much fur wasted on something that fails even the most basic of cooking.

Sometimes i wonder, is there hope for them? no, there isn't, ever.

I talked to a dog today and he was rather concerned about people thinking them as humans and such. He also wondered why the Dogonian nation hasn't been invited to partake the War of(on) Terror. He also said something about whipped cream, but that's about where i lost interest.

After the dog left, i took over his Mighty Burgery(the place where one makes burgers out of coal and raw water) and renamed it to Muhv's Mighty Burgery. I hired some boobs(there might have been more to those creatures, but i didn't really get a chance to look elsewhere) to run the place and bring me some money from time to time. Now, i'm secured. As i've heard, the dog(also known as Smith) joined a Swedish travel group and went to take a tour of the whole fucking world.

Also, there are no roads in Mongolia. Only GPS. How's that for pants?

And it seems that i have a guest. A very rude one at that. He keeps staring in from the window and looks all not-a-perfect-circle-but-close. I hate those guys: they come by every now and then at night(can you believe it?) and won't go away when asked nicely. When i lie down and pretend i'm dead for the next 9 hours, they go away. Unfortunately, that clever disguise doesn't fool my methane-propelled brother and his sidechick My Little Sister Girl. Swear to pants, the worst superheroes i've seen since Cancerman.

Speaking of superheroes, i ran into some of my friends today. They were funny and emo as hell itself. One of them had gotten a magnetic arm, so we started celebrating. At some point the party got a bit out of hand and.. well.. now there are 10 extra kilometers between Tallinn and Stockholm. Nothing serious though.

Since i had some unsoberity left after the wild punching-party, i decided to consult the Elders. They said I should probably wear pants. I agreed. Then someone brought pot. Wisdom has never been so much fun. They should introduce pot to our educational system, I say.

But then it happened. I leaped in time and landed in Tomorrow. Today is Tomorrow, for me. And since Today is Tomorrow, Today is also Yesterday. And the day before yesterday is actually too yesterday. So, in the end, we get that All Days are Todays!

Have it in you! ^^
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