I would like to say that I went because I wanted to, but you're not going to believe that. It is common sense that I was either tricked or forced into leaving my city.
I have to admit, at first I was quite uneasy with the fact that I was on a bus heading away from my home, but then we got on board the ship and there was smörgasbord. That's apparently what they call it and it sure deserves that awesome sounding name. No person with the n0n-syndrome should ever be allowed to witness a feast of such proportions. And for the record: considering the mountains of food they have at the buffet, they need bigger plates. A lot bigger.
In the morning buffet the juice, milk and everything else was free. In the evening, however, you'd have to pay to get milk or juice. And that's exactly when you'd need something other than tea to wash down the huge pile of food. Well, a prick (and quite profitable) move on their part. Obviously we could only match that with the exact same level of prickness. They served the same milk they tried to sell as the milk you would put in your coffe, which was free.


First thing the TV that is in each cabin showed me was an error accessing a Maxtor drive somewhere. Another thing I noticed later, was that in the plotting software that showed the ship's current location the path sometimes didn't quite catch up with the movement of the ship.

Found a bar with a funny name in Stockholm. I wonder if Berzelii is someone's name. In that case he/she would be very very popular in Estonia. Tee-hee.
I also saw some guys with shiny hats.

By the way, is there a reason why most of Stockholm smells like vinegar?
And to conclude the nice trip, I ended up in a pub at a quite geeky table ordering kid's drinks to get
shiny stuff!

Oh and Muhv, I did Tallinn too, twice.
-n0nst0p